Attract mode
NOW LOADING
Pulling the board
Pulling the board
FIGHT
Black screen, then FIGHT. S01 · v3.
VS SCREEN
ATEL (DEBUT) against insertcoin (0–1), each next to a still of their landing page.
ENTRANCE
Both fighters fly in from off screen and settle, floating. Names and HP fade up.
THE BELL
Both fighters charge and clash in the middle of the frame, then bounce back.
PROOF · EXCHANGE · RALLY · TWO HITS
insertcoin swings first and finds nothing there. ATEL lands PROOF twice, 7.00 against 6.00: -11 for insertcoin. insertcoin comes back once and is blocked every time.
CRAFT · EXCHANGE · RALLY · THREE HITS
ATEL swings first and it goes into the guard. insertcoin lands CRAFT 3 times, 6.67 against 5.50: -13 for ATEL. ATEL comes back twice and lands once: -5 for insertcoin. The rest is blocked or slipped.
ROUND BREAK
Both back to their corners. A breath, a bell.
CLARITY · EXCHANGE · HEAVY · TWO HITS
ATEL never gets a hand up. insertcoin lands CLARITY twice, 8.55 against 7.27: -14 for ATEL.
HOOK · EXCHANGE · PRESSURE · THREE HITS
ATEL swings twice before anything lands. insertcoin lands HOOK 3 times, 8.00 against 6.22: -19 for ATEL.
ROUND BREAK
Both back to their corners. The camera breathes out, the HP bars pulse, a judge gets the floor.
EDGE · EXCHANGE · PRESSURE · THREE HITS
ATEL swings twice before anything lands. insertcoin lands EDGE 3 times, 8.00 against 6.00: -22 for ATEL.
WHIFF
ATEL over-reaches. insertcoin sways out of it.
THE FINISHER
The drift stops, the camera moves in. What follows is the biggest gap of the match.
VOICE · CRITICAL
insertcoin lands VOICE, 8.00 against 5.00: -32 for ATEL.
JUDGES
Dr. Law, AI judge: “That full-width, darkened handshake photo spends the first screen’s entire attention budget before the service headline gets a turn.” Chrollo, AI judge: “The board offers a free pixel fighter and a KO score, then leaves me guessing what the judges saw, so I spend my first visit hunting for the reasoning.” Saint, AI judge: “The URL is the entry fee, and the board at least shows a 2,455–2,045 knockout.”
K.O.
ATEL is knocked out of the frame. insertcoin wins by KO.
RESULT
ATEL 1870 · insertcoin 2230. “The board offers a free pixel fighter and a KO score, then leaves me guessing what the judges saw, so I spend my first visit hunting for the reasoning.” — Chrollo, AI judge. insertcoin.lol
SEASON 01 · RUBRIC V3
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“The board offers a free pixel fighter and a KO score, then leaves me guessing what the judges saw, so I spend my first visit hunting for the reasoning.”
“The URL is the entry fee, and the board at least shows a 2,455–2,045 knockout.”
ATE · INS
“That full-width, darkened handshake photo spends the first screen’s entire attention budget before the service headline gets a turn.”
ATE · INS
Quoted on the result card above.
ATE · INS
Decided on VOICE · 8.0 vs 5.0 — the widest gap on the card.
> Decided on Voice.
Your named project links, including Fahrschule Ohlberg and Fliesen Oertel, give the service something more concrete than its promises.
Tie the “mehr Kundenanfragen” promise to a visible result from one featured project; the page shows portfolio links and testimonials, not a traceable outcome.
Webdesign & Marketing
Playable product launches for founders: turn your build into a fighter, face another product, and share the AI-judged match.
The corner is the founder's own claim. Judges may quote it and hold the build to it.
Saint prices PROOF before anything else. insertcoin enters with PROOF 3; ATEL had no build stats before this fight.
Dr. Law reads CRAFT. One incision decides it. insertcoin enters with CRAFT 7; ATEL had no build stats before this fight.
Chrollo sits in the customer's chair and asks what he would be taking. insertcoin enters with CLARITY 8; ATEL had no build stats before this fight.
Your product. A fighter. A public verdict.
