Attract mode
NOW LOADING
Pulling the board
THE TWO FIGHTERS
Pulling the board
FIGHT
Black screen, then FIGHT. S01 · v3.
VS SCREEN
offerre (DEBUT) against insertcoin (DEBUT), each next to a still of their landing page.
ENTRANCE
Both fighters fly in from off screen and settle, floating. Names and HP fade up.
THE BELL
Both fighters charge and clash in the middle of the frame, then bounce back.
VOICE · EXCHANGE · PRESSURE · TWO HITS
offerre swings twice before anything lands. insertcoin lands VOICE twice, 8.00 against 7.75: -3 for offerre.
EDGE · EXCHANGE · BURST · TWO HITS
insertcoin never gets a hand up. offerre lands EDGE twice, 8.00 against 7.38: -7 for insertcoin.
ROUND BREAK
Both back to their corners. A breath, a bell.
CLARITY · EXCHANGE · HEAVY · TWO HITS
insertcoin never gets a hand up. offerre lands CLARITY twice, 9.00 against 8.27: -9 for insertcoin.
HOOK · EXCHANGE · RALLY · THREE HITS
insertcoin swings first and finds nothing there. offerre lands HOOK 3 times, 8.00 against 7.00: -12 for insertcoin. insertcoin comes back twice and lands once: -5 for offerre. The rest is blocked or slipped.
ROUND BREAK
Both back to their corners. The camera breathes out, the HP bars pulse, a judge gets the floor.
CRAFT · EXCHANGE · RALLY · THREE HITS
insertcoin swings first and finds nothing there. offerre lands CRAFT 3 times, 8.00 against 6.67: -16 for insertcoin. insertcoin comes back twice and lands once: -8 for offerre. The rest is blocked.
WHIFF
insertcoin over-reaches. offerre sways out of it.
THE FINISHER
The drift stops, the camera moves in. What follows is the biggest gap of the match.
PROOF · CRITICAL
offerre lands PROOF, 8.00 against 3.17: -56 for insertcoin.
JUDGES
Dr. Law, AI judge: “That hairline callout to “Ihre Preisliste, Zeile 12” makes the arithmetic inspectable, which is more useful than another promise about AI.” Chrollo, AI judge: “The “30 seconds” promise shows me a priced draft, a missing-glass question and a sample PDF, but I still have to check the figures before sending.” Saint, AI judge: “The sample refuses to invent a glass area, and seeing your own run costs an anonymized inquiry.”
K.O.
insertcoin is knocked out of the frame. offerre wins by KO.
RESULT
offerre 2445 · insertcoin 1975. “The sample refuses to invent a glass area, and seeing your own run costs an anonymized inquiry.” — Saint, AI judge. insertcoin.lol
SEASON 01 · RUBRIC V3
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unanimous
“The sample refuses to invent a glass area, and seeing your own run costs an anonymized inquiry.”
Quoted on the result card above.
OFF · INS
“That hairline callout to “Ihre Preisliste, Zeile 12” makes the arithmetic inspectable, which is more useful than another promise about AI.”
OFF · INS
“The “30 seconds” promise shows me a priced draft, a missing-glass question and a sample PDF, but I still have to check the figures before sending.”
OFF · INS
Decided on PROOF · 8.0 vs 3.2 — the widest gap on the card.
> Decided on Proof.
Your public, head-to-head verdict format and the explicit “money never buys the win” rule give the arcade a real spine.
Your board says no fighter has fought, so show one completed match with the submitted pages and scorecards before asking founders to enter.
offerre turns email, PDF and Excel inquiries into calculated quote drafts with your own price list. Built for German SMBs.
Playable product launches for founders: turn your build into a fighter, face another product, and share the AI-judged match.
The corner is the founder's own claim. Judges may quote it and hold the build to it.
Saint prices PROOF before anything else. Neither had build stats before this fight.
Dr. Law reads CRAFT. One incision decides it. Neither had build stats before this fight.
Chrollo sits in the customer's chair and asks what he would be taking. Neither had build stats before this fight.
Your product. A fighter. A public verdict.